Powers: can go for long periods of time without showering when necessary. Can jump both on top of things and off of them like nobody's business. Can ride a bicycle like nobody's business. Can lie like a boss when necessary. Can consume inappropriate amounts of guacamole in short spans of time. Can interpret the lyrics to certain death metal bands sometimes. Can regenerate magicka quickly for a short period of time. Starts with +50 magicka. Doubleslap, Splash, Hypnotize, and Tackle. Excellent night vision, at home in the Underdark. If you actually read all of this, shame on you man, go do something less intrusive.
Please don’t agree with me that the bantha fodder in the bottom panel looks like Velma from Scooby Doo… I also forgot to ink Fool’s abs in the top right. Critique! Cuz I wanna be Bill Waterson with more zombies and radical philosophy.