That’s not true. I replace the calcium in my enemies’ bones with thorium over a period of years by tainting their water supply, watching them suffer as they die slowly of colon cancer after hundreds of broken bones. And I’m a man

That’s not true. I replace the calcium in my enemies’ bones with thorium over a period of years by tainting their water supply, watching them suffer as they die slowly of colon cancer after hundreds of broken bones. And I’m a man

(via we-all-find-love)

shatter-negativity:

no-lungs:

I’ve still never had my first kiss.

Seconded. Both of these things

thelolbrary:

‘Merica. Fuck Yeah.
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Even though I’m an anarchist, this definitely motivated me to procrastinate more by watching a season of Sons of Guns

thelolbrary:

‘Merica. Fuck Yeah.

Follow this blog for the best new funny pictures every day

Even though I’m an anarchist, this definitely motivated me to procrastinate more by watching a season of Sons of Guns

gofuckingnuts:

jasmine.e on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/20971505

I want to do this to somebody.

gofuckingnuts:

jasmine.e on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/20971505

I want to do this to somebody.

(via firecrackerjoe)

4 weeks ago 21687 ♥ Comments
So would you consider all of these things to be… absolute truths?

So would you consider all of these things to be… absolute truths?

(Source: blankrorschach, via therandomweirdone)

4 weeks ago 11723 ♥ Comments
Reblog this if you’d actually care if I committed suicide tonight.

How can anyone really know? Experience, but that’s a problem: so live without the knowledge, and strive to learn to enjoy it. This is what I have found to be optimal.

(Source: fragile-society, via darkershadeofwhite)

4 weeks ago 14686 ♥ Comments
Fuck, nigga

just tried to wash my hands in a fuckin microwave. WTF is wrong with me

odd-one:

blackguyandrew:

therarescizor:

ivyevie:

guys that play video games are gross

guys that dont play videogames are gay and non-existent. 

looks like all of Tumblr is gross 

Good luck finding a guy who doesn’t play video games. Because last time I checked, they don’t make that kind of guy in our generation.

But… but… I stopped almost four months ago..

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