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Powers: can go for long periods of time without showering when necessary. Can jump both on top of things and off of them like nobody's business. Can ride a bicycle like nobody's business. Can lie like a boss when necessary. Can consume inappropriate amounts of guacamole in short spans of time. Can interpret the lyrics to certain death metal bands sometimes. Can regenerate magicka quickly for a short period of time. Starts with +50 magicka. Doubleslap, Splash, Hypnotize, and Tackle. Excellent night vision, at home in the Underdark. If you actually read all of this, shame on you man, go do something less intrusive.