The longest straight line - you could sail 20000 miles in a straight line from Pakistan to Russia.
You better pack a fucking lunch and then not eat it for that trip around Cape Horn.
i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds
Tumblr and Puns
my heart melted
i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D
imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
What a horrible way to die.
I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.
Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”
maybe because it has nothing to offer besides looks, sex, and catcalling wrinkly perverts. You’re obviously not familiar with how the actual profession works and how many of people’s dreams have to die before they choose that life
This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen
This is like a race of who’s gonna get their life together the fastest
The last panel. I cannot stop laughing
“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
Seeing Mayhem at Soundwave!
As am i
has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar
no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free
your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books